Client 9

On Wednesday, Eliot Spitzer's inflatable human-suit announced that it will be resigning as governor of the state of New York.

The people of New York are left wondering how an upstanding politician such as "Spitz" even comes in contact with high-priced prostitution rings.

To the right of Mr. Spitzer's man-suit stands the lovely Silda Wall Spitzer, two-and-a-half diamond quality. Eli, why go out for filet mignon when you have petit filet at home? Silda looks weary in this pic, but check out New York's first lady here - come on, Spitz... At least Larry Craig had his excuse.